i.k.e.a.

we bought a new piece of furniture. it has to be assembled. so i've been working on it over the last few days (hmmm...make that weeks). tonite it became a team effort as i threw the screwdriver across the room.

what follows is the exchange of words in the wholesome-family:

kl: so what do i do with this thing? (holds up a bracket-thingee)
tg: hmmm....it has two sets of holes. one set is marked 'a' and one is marked 'b'.
kl: ok.....*waiting*
tg: according to these instructions ... *mumble, mumble*.
kl: *holds her breath*
tg: well, it appears that u screw it in the a-hole.
kl: *chuckle*
tg: did i just say that?